/showme a waiter sweating profusely as he continues to use a pepper grinder to season a patron’s dish and is hoping the patron will say “when” soon before he passes out from exhaustion.
I Love Fresh Ground Pepper. I will Only eat that. Also, Vitamin C is quickly oxidized so you won’t get much from ground pepper, but you will get it when you grind your own. Tastes so much better too. If you knew how many bug parts/rat hairs allowed in ground pepper you would never eat it again. I learned that in College Micro Class. Thx Dr. Sansing… LOL. Think about the silos that hold the pepper corns that are then sold to companies that grind it and sell it to you. I will try not to think about all the other ground spices…
I like a lot of pepper on a Caesar salad. It’s often awkward when I don’t say anything and the waiter grinds until he decides I’ve had enough and wanders off
I don’t recall who did it, and I can’t find a video, but I am reminded of a skit in which privateer “peppieres” with absurdly large pepper grinders wandered the restaurants of Paris seeking to competitively grind fresh pepper for tips.
I would pepper my language with fuck words if any pepper at all was put on/in my food. I HATE pepper (and any other spice that is hot or leaves an after taste).
NOW!!!
Keep going
@Cerridwyn
STOP, NOW!
/showme real cats using Salt & Pepper grinders
I will not remain silent
I will not give in
I will die
I always want more parmesan
Get that away from me. I’m allergic to pepper.
None for me, thanks.
@PooltoyWolf I rarely use pepper
When
@nobile Darn it! I was betting you would say When.
After you’re done with that one waiter, please bring another!!
They stand there cranking away looking at you making you feel guilty that you still want MORE

/showme a waiter sweating profusely as he continues to use a pepper grinder to season a patron’s dish and is hoping the patron will say “when” soon before he passes out from exhaustion.
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@mediocrebot meh; the waiter is holding the grinder sideways. But, the dish will get extra salt from the waiter’s sweat so I guess it evens out.
@mediocrebot @MrGoodGuy ew
I’m your huckleberry.
I Love Fresh Ground Pepper. I will Only eat that. Also, Vitamin C is quickly oxidized so you won’t get much from ground pepper, but you will get it when you grind your own. Tastes so much better too. If you knew how many bug parts/rat hairs allowed in ground pepper you would never eat it again. I learned that in College Micro Class. Thx Dr. Sansing… LOL. Think about the silos that hold the pepper corns that are then sold to companies that grind it and sell it to you. I will try not to think about all the other ground spices…
No pepper, all salt.
No pepper but always a ton of Parmesan
I like a lot of pepper on a Caesar salad. It’s often awkward when I don’t say anything and the waiter grinds until he decides I’ve had enough and wanders off
Say when - The Pepper Boy
I don’t recall who did it, and I can’t find a video, but I am reminded of a skit in which privateer “peppieres” with absurdly large pepper grinders wandered the restaurants of Paris seeking to competitively grind fresh pepper for tips.
/showme real cats using salt and pepper grinders for people at a table
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@mediocrebot @mycya4me This will never happen. We do not serve, we are served. That is what our servants are for.
@FreyaCat @mediocrebot maybe they love helping people for the pure enjoyment of it, plus they Love getting their heads/ ears scratched as their tip.
@FreyaCat @mediocrebot @mycya4me Or perhaps that isn’t pepper.
@FreyaCat @mediocrebot @werehatrack Well it shows both salt & pepper coming out. The middle one looks like pepper.
@FreyaCat @mycya4me @werehatrack Maybe it’s catnip.
/showme a bowl of macaroni and cheese with bacon bits in it and just the right amount of black pepper sprinkled on it
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I would pepper my language with fuck words if any pepper at all was put on/in my food. I HATE pepper (and any other spice that is hot or leaves an after taste).
@Kidsandliz Valid. Waffle House is probably your friend.
I, for one, am SHOCKED
that so many people chose “When” whereas the obvious answer was “When.”